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Skalman 2012-08-24 01:22
ahaa,,, hehe
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murtlest 2012-08-23 22:26
converting 25 (dec) to a octal number gives you 31
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murtlest 2012-08-23 22:25
an octal number (short: oct) is base 8 (can only use digits 0-7) while decimal numbers are base 10 (uses digits 0-9)
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Skalman 2012-08-23 22:19
I dont get it?
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murtlest 2012-08-23 22:17
Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
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Skalman 2012-02-02 07:21
Haha :D That's funny!
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robirming 2012-02-01 21:57
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robirming 2011-10-20 08:02
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murtlest 2011-10-19 11:34
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Skalman 2011-01-26 12:35
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murtlest 2010-09-01 17:19
Haha :D
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bjorn 2010-09-01 17:10
Lustigkurre. :-) Bara för att fortsätta lite... map map, array!
[{}, {}]
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murtlest 2010-08-30 14:30
Hip, hip array!
["hip","hip"]
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robirming 2010-08-28 10:23
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robirming 2010-07-29 19:43
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Birming 2009-08-22 14:25
What is your best programmer joke?
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke -
murtlest 2009-08-17 14:10
You can only understand recursion if you know someone who understands recursion.
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murtlest 2009-08-17 14:08
A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'
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murtlest 2009-08-14 20:07
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murtlest 2009-08-14 20:06
@bjorn: Awesome! Never seen that google-joke.
@bjorn in action:
http://xkcd.com/208/ -
bjorn 2009-08-14 19:41
Rather subtle Google joke:
http://www.google.com/intl/en/#hl=en&q=recursion&aq=f&aqi=g10&fp=1&cad=b
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bjorn 2009-08-14 19:33
Every program contains at least one bug, and can be shortened by at least one instruction. By induction, every program can be reduced to a single instruction which doesn't work.
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bjorn 2009-08-14 19:08
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murtlest 2009-08-14 19:02
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
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murtlest 2009-08-14 18:58
Classic:
http://www.devtopics.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/comic.jpg