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  1. Skalman Skalman 2012-08-24 01:22

    ahaa,,, hehe

  2. murtlest murtlest 2012-08-23 22:26

    converting 25 (dec) to a octal number gives you 31

  3. murtlest murtlest 2012-08-23 22:25

    an octal number (short: oct) is base 8 (can only use digits 0-7) while decimal numbers are base 10 (uses digits 0-9)

  4. Skalman Skalman 2012-08-23 22:19

    I dont get it?

  5. murtlest murtlest 2012-08-23 22:17

    Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

    Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

  6. Skalman Skalman 2012-02-02 07:21

    Haha :D That's funny!

  7. robirming robirming 2012-02-01 21:57

  8. robirming robirming 2011-10-20 08:02

  9. murtlest murtlest 2011-10-19 11:34

    http://www.commitlogsfromlastnight.com/

  10. Skalman Skalman 2011-01-26 12:35

  11. murtlest murtlest 2010-09-01 17:19

    Haha :D

  12. bjorn bjorn 2010-09-01 17:10

    Lustigkurre. :-) Bara för att fortsätta lite... map map, array!

    [{}, {}]

  13. murtlest murtlest 2010-08-30 14:30

    Hip, hip array!

    ["hip","hip"]


  14. robirming robirming 2010-08-28 10:23

    Ladies. Look at your code.

  15. robirming robirming 2010-07-29 19:43

    Programmer’s life (cartoon)

  16. Birming Birming 2009-08-22 14:25

    What is your best programmer joke?
    http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke

  17. murtlest murtlest 2009-08-17 14:10

    You can only understand recursion if you know someone who understands recursion.

  18. murtlest murtlest 2009-08-17 14:08

    A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

  19. murtlest murtlest 2009-08-14 20:07

    http://xkcd.com/327/

  20. murtlest murtlest 2009-08-14 20:06

    @bjorn: Awesome! Never seen that google-joke.

    @bjorn in action:
    http://xkcd.com/208/

  21. bjorn bjorn 2009-08-14 19:41

    Rather subtle Google joke:

    http://www.google.com/intl/en/#hl=en&q=recursion&aq=f&aqi=g10&fp=1&cad=b

  22. bjorn bjorn 2009-08-14 19:33

    Every program contains at least one bug, and can be shortened by at least one instruction. By induction, every program can be reduced to a single instruction which doesn't work.

  23. bjorn bjorn 2009-08-14 19:08

    http://xkcd.com/224/

  24. murtlest murtlest 2009-08-14 19:02

    Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"

    "Yeah," reply the bytes.  "Make us a double."

  25. murtlest murtlest 2009-08-14 18:58

    Classic:
    http://www.devtopics.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/comic.jpg

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